Description

🐻 Meet Dave 🐻

Height: 11″ | Jar Size: 10oz
Birthday: June 17

Dave’s the kind of bear who grumbles about gas prices but always has snacks and a lighter in his pocket. Rockin’ a classic brown sweater and major dad energy, Dave hides a 10oz glass jar in his belly—perfect for your herbs, loose change, or emergency Crown Royal (he won’t tell).

Fav Strain: Crown Royal
Fav Movie: The Big Lebowski
Fav Snack: Beer nuts (and maybe a s’more or two)
Hobbies: Camping, watching Star Trek, and telling you how things “used to be cheaper”
Words to Live By: “Do I look like I’m made of money?!”

Dave comes fully loaded with adoption papers, an ID tag, and rolling papers—because he may be grumpy, but he’s always prepared.

🧢 Adopt Dave. He’s sarcastic, snuggly, and low-key the real MVP of any campsite.