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🌿 Meet Frederico 🌿

Height: 7.5″ | Jar Size: 10oz
Birthday: March 2

Frederico may look soft and snuggly, but don’t be fooled—this little dude is packing secrets. Hidden inside his plush exterior is a 10oz glass jar, perfect for storing your herbal blends, treasures, or candy stash (no judgment). He’s the ultimate gaming buddy, macramé master, and certified snack fiend.

Fav Strain: Death Bubba
Fav Movie: Pineapple Express
Fav Snack: Peanut M&Ms
Hobbies: Video games, macramé, and being slightly dramatic
Words to Live By: “This wedding is horse shit!” – Stepbrothers

Every Sneaky Bud comes with adoption papers, an ID tag, and rolling papers—because even your stash deserves a bestie.

✨ Frederico’s ready to come home. Are you ready to get sneaky?