Description

🥂 Meet Howard 🥂

Height: 9″ | Jar Size: 10oz
Birthday: January 1 (because of course)

Howard is here to turn up, pass out, and do it all over again—with style. Dressed in a red and black tuxedo, this snowy white bear brings the vibes and hides the goods with a 10oz glass jar secretly stashed inside. He’s the life of the party and your hangover recovery buddy.

Fav Strain: Mimosa
Fav Movie: Ghostbusters 2
Fav Snack: More mimosas, obviously
Hobbies: Partying, brunching, and sleeping till 2
Words to Live By: “New Year, same me.”

Howard comes with adoption papers, an ID tag, and rolling papers—because no party bear should roll without flair.

🎉 Add a little sparkle to your stash life. Howard’s ready to celebrate.